Become one with nature with this schweet bear sleeping bag. Forget a tent, no problem broski, just wrap up in your handy dandy bear bag and watch all of natures lesser animals head for the hills.(or trees, or rocks, or shrubs, or other nearby places of cover, but you get my point.) This uber comfy and warm bag also doubles as a great kingly costume.
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| Actually a lion, but hey, still counts |
Also makes for a great way to clear an area, need into the front of that line for tickets, use the bear. Tired of those pesky kids hanging around your lawn, use the bear. I really sugest the one arm out look, it gets the most reaction.
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| For most realism, flop arm around wildly and try to hit a few people |
Now you just have to work on your accompanying roar and you are well on your way to honorary bearship.
And remember, stopping childhood obesity is as easy as taking candy from a baby.
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